No pressure (or incentive) to buy, but if you're hurtin' for some weird, somewhat darkly humorous holiday tunes, my two-man band once put out an album of those on bandcamp that you can stream.
I would describe the sound as "rusty, but with snow on it"
https://horsesaboutmen.bandcamp.com/album/new-adventures-in-old-shame
@hatebunny we have similar aesthetics!