Stanley Nerdlinger II<p>Bratwurst is the best of the wurst. But I wouldn't knock knockwurst.</p><p><a href="https://beige.party/tags/nerlingersjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nerlingersjokes</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/dadjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dadjokes</span></a></p>
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MOULE<p>Bubble rap! :MOULE_Ha:</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.moule.world/tags/Jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Jokes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.moule.world/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.moule.world/tags/Joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Joke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.moule.world/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a></p>
Dan Jones<p>In the word "queue", only the first letter is pronounced. The other four are silent (quietly waiting their turn).</p>
<p><a href="https://microwords.goodevilgenius.org/t/dadjoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a> <a href="https://microwords.goodevilgenius.org/t/dadjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a> <a href="https://microwords.goodevilgenius.org/t/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Humor</span></a> <a href="https://microwords.goodevilgenius.org/t/linguistics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Linguistics</span></a> <a href="https://microwords.goodevilgenius.org/t/frenchmakesenglishweird" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FrenchMakesEnglishWeird</span></a></p>
Don Watkins<p>I visited the birthplace of the man who invented the toothbrush today<br>There's no plaque <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/dadjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dadjokes</span></a></p>
Dad Jokes<p>What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?<br>An irrelephant.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a></p>
Anne<p>Made me laugh</p><p><a href="https://mindly.social/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a></p>
Dad Jokes<p>Today a girl said she recognized me from vegetarian club, but I’m sure I’ve never met herbivore.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a></p>
𝑩𝒓𝒊𝒂𝒏 𝑯𝒂𝒓𝒑𝒆𝒓<p>I went out to open the pool for Memorial Day and found a leek in ours. </p><p>Have a great day off with friends and family! I'm sorry if you're stuck working. We'll be attending the annual BBQ at the in-laws.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/MemorialDay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MemorialDay</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/dadjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dadjokes</span></a></p>
Dad Jokes<p>He held up a pair of pants!</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a></p>
Dad Jokes<p>It was soda pressing.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a></p>
Dad Jokes<p>It will still be stationary.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a></p>
Flipboard<p>Have you heard the one about the small dog in the terrible zoo? We first heard it back in the 1990s, when Dad told it and “ruined Christmas dinner,” according to Granny. It’s also a favorite of Google’s Veo 3 AI video generator. But why? Emanuel Maiberg from <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@404mediaco" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>404mediaco</span></a></span> tries to figure things out. </p><p><a href="https://www.404media.co/why-does-googles-new-veo-3-ai-video-generator-love-this-dad-joke/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">404media.co/why-does-googles-n</span><span class="invisible">ew-veo-3-ai-video-generator-love-this-dad-joke/</span></a></p><p><a href="https://flipboard.social/tags/Tech" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Tech</span></a> <a href="https://flipboard.social/tags/Technology" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Technology</span></a> <a href="https://flipboard.social/tags/AI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AI</span></a> <a href="https://flipboard.social/tags/Comedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Comedy</span></a> <a href="https://flipboard.social/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Humor</span></a> <a href="https://flipboard.social/tags/Jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Jokes</span></a> <a href="https://flipboard.social/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a> <a href="https://flipboard.social/tags/ArtificialIntelligence" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ArtificialIntelligence</span></a> <a href="https://flipboard.social/tags/Newstodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Newstodon</span></a> <a href="https://flipboard.social/tags/NewstodonFriday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NewstodonFriday</span></a> <a href="https://flipboard.social/tags/FollowFriday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FollowFriday</span></a></p>
Dad Jokes<p>It's about tine!</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a></p>
Dad Jokes<p>They're making headlines!</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a></p>
😀🚲<p>Trying to convince my kid that RATM's Microphone Fiend is a song about e-bike batteries with XLR charge plugs. <a href="https://urbanists.social/tags/parenting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>parenting</span></a> <a href="https://urbanists.social/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a></p>
LaffGaff<p>I forgot to pay my monthly Scrabble Club subscription.</p><p>Now they’re sending me threatening letters.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>jokes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/dadjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dadjokes</span></a></p>
Stanley Nerdlinger II<p>Our son’s middle school band concert was rated “R” for sax and violins </p><p><a href="https://beige.party/tags/nerlingersjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nerlingersjokes</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/dadjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dadjokes</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/music" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>music</span></a></p>
Stanley Nerdlinger II<p>I was at the movies last night. The movie stopped in the middle, the lights came on and someone started speaking Spanish over the speakers. It took me a moment then I realized it must be intermission. I was pretty surprised because nobody expects the Spanish intermission. 🥁</p><p><a href="https://beige.party/tags/nerlingersjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nerlingersjokes</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/dadjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dadjokes</span></a></p>
Nic<p>The Self Deprecation Society is inviting applications.... <br>I've already put myself down!</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.art/tags/jokeoftheday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>jokeoftheday</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.art/tags/dadjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dadjokes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.art/tags/notverygoodandyouveprobablyhearditbeforeanyway" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>notverygoodandyouveprobablyhearditbeforeanyway</span></a></p>
Mark Wyner Won’t Comply :vm:<p>What do you call a pachyderm that doesn’t matter?</p><p>An irrelephant.</p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Puns</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/NotMyFault" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NotMyFault</span></a></p>
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