My mornings are strange lately.

I make myself some coffee, go for a walk, and then sit at a park and check my notifications.

I always get a bunch from #scoopz as MAGA sheep stay up all night, at least the ones who leave hate comments, and I get about 3/4 of them between 11 PM and 4 AM.

Then I drink my coffee as the sun rises, and use the haters as insult practice until they get frustrated enough to go away.

Bless their fragile little hearts.

#afd #Humor #satire #Ostern #islamisierungsbunny

Trigger-Set - jetzt in der Oster-Version mit "Sitzhase"

Frohe Ostertage.

Tom Lehrer is the greatest musical satirist of my lifetime. Randy Newman is a close second. #Music #Humor #Humour #Satire #Comedy #RandyNewman #Politics #US #USpol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=405xgQTlbwU

The hooman is humiliating me! On caturday no less!

#Humor #satire #Titanic #ostern #ostern2025 #NeuHier

Frohe Ostern den ganzen, bekannten Fediversum da draußen in den unendlichen Weiten!!! Wenn ihr nicht wisst, wo es lang geht, dann follwow the White oster !!

Hauptsache, Ihr habt im Fediversum immer ein Handdtuch dabei! Und natürlich eine Waffel nicht vergessen! Dann kann nichts passieren...

Now I need to learn to swear professionally!

@linguistics @linguisticsmemes @humour
#LinguisticMemes #Memes #Linguistics #Words #Humor #Humour
#Repost #From #Old #Account

Funny sign Friday... including one recently from work... the phrasing just made me laugh...

pull, pull, pull...
tag your pup
#dogsofmastodon #dogs #Humor

Pool ratings on DogYelp:
Bad joke, 0/10, won't use again
#dogs #dogsofmastodon #Humor

Even at my saddest, you fedi peeps make me laugh. #fediFrenz #Humor #safeSpace #WTF

Just sent the new issue of my zine to the printer. It's a very insider joke about Shut Yer Pie Hole being taken over by rival Shut Yer Cake Hole. It's sure to confuse and turn off readers. But hey, it's my zine. #zines #humor #parody

I've noticed something about the people who follow me, and comment on #scoopz that I think is a reflection of toxic masculinity -

90% of the people who follow me are women. They leave nice, encouraging comments.

90% of the hate comments are men and usually call me girly, gay, or ugly.

My favorite comeback when they do is "only men with really fragile masculinity call other men girly all the time, snowflake," and they lose their mind and write me an essay of hate.

Ich mochte ja früher gerne diese Paper Dolls/Dress-Up Figuren, an die man diverse Papier-Kleidungsstücke hängen konnte.

My superpower is the ability to remove various other items from the freezer to take that 1 item out of the freezer, and then not able to fit all the other items back into the freezer.

I thought to ask a question here related to my work about how to implement some functionality in a most privacy-respecting way possible, retaining functionality matching to a set of requirements, and decided to not ask it. Simply speaking, I tried to view such question in shoes of "a random average person-in-vacuum of Fediverse", and most expected reaction I could imagine was set of curses on me being a data-hungry capitalist who mines people for profit.