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#dadjoke

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I want a background character in a movie scene. He is a T-Rex named Ron and he owns a jewelry shop where he crafts beautiful jewelry of all types. But because of the short T-Rex arms, he makes crowns and arm bands and such. One day he gets a commission from a lemur with fingers who wants a "ring."

Thus he makes Dinosaur Ron's One Ring.

Heisenberg, Schrodinger and Ohm are in a car when they get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him "Do you know how fast you were going?"

"No, but I know exactly where I am" Heisenberg replies.

The cop says "You were doing 70km/h in a 50km/h zone." Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts "Great! Now I'm lost!"

The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says "Do you know you have a dead cat back here?"

"We do now!" shouts Schrodinger.

The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists.
#physics #dadjoke