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**Khurram Wadee** @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk · 1d

Khurram Wadee @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk

#Doonesbury by #GarryTrudeau on GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2025/06/01

Trump is sitting in an easy chair, wearing an ill-fitting little crown. "What now?" he asks his aide. His aide tells him, "The college presidents are here, sir." Trump sasy, "My uncle taught at MIT. It's called genes. We love the genes." His aide is now with a line of college presidents. He calls out, "Sir! The president of Brown University!" One of the presidents in line asks another "So where you staying?" The other tells him "Here at Mar-A-Lago. Seemed prudent to pay for a suite." The first one advises him, "Don't roll over, king. You'll regret it forever." "You're pushing back?" "Hell, yeah! If we don't stand up for academic freedom, who will?" The other says, "No one, of course. You're right we need to speak truth to power." "Exactly." The aide calls out, "Sir! The president of Walden University!" The first president tells the second, "You're up. Good luck!" Trump is sitting on a throne and says, "Walden. Nice little school. It's be a shame if..." The president of Walden gives in immediately, "Fold. Spare us, sir." The first president shouts from out of frame, "Hey!"

#Humour #Cartoon

**The Funny Pages** @thefunnypages@mastodon.social · May 25

May 25

The Funny Pages @thefunnypages@mastodon.social

New Comic Strip Found: Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for Sun, 25 May 2025 https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2025/05/25

#comicstrip #doonesbury

**Khurram Wadee** @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk · May 25

May 25

Khurram Wadee @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk

#Doonesbury by #GarryTrudeau on GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2025/05/25

Mike is reading a newspaper and says, "My god... the cruelty." His wife asks, "What did Stephen Miller do now?" Mike looks over, "How'd you..." "Educated guess" she answers. Meanwhile in El Salvador, a prison guard asks the line of inmates, "Prisioneros! Identificate!" All the prisoners are topless and in turn call out, "Gang member!" "Suspected gang member!" "Gang victim!" "Wrong tattoo!" "Wrong neighbourhood!" "Traffic stop!" "Expired visa!" "College student!" "DACA recipient!" "Administrative error!" The last one is a bald Trump, "Convicted felon! Sex offender!" Suddenly, Trump wakes up from a dream and shouts, "Nooo!" His aide is standing over him and tells someone out of frame, "Just a bad dream. Probably about golf!"

#Humour #Cartoon

**Khurram Wadee** @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk · May 24

May 24

Khurram Wadee @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk

#Doonesbury by #GarryTrudeau on GoComics

Posting purely for the #pun of it.

https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2025/05/24

Earl tells Zipper, "You let the scroll go for $165? You're such a dolt!" Zipper replies, "Look at it this way... It's probably stolen property, so we're well rid of it! Besides, we wouldn't know what to do with a windfall anyway!" Years ago, my uncle Zonk hit the lottery and used his winnings to buy a Monet. A few months later, his roommate pput a tennis racquet through it!" Early considers this, "Okay, fair pint -- we may not be mature enough." Zipper adds, "Exactly! It's not like Monet grows on trees!"

#Humour #Cartoon

**The Funny Pages** @thefunnypages@mastodon.social · May 19

May 19

The Funny Pages @thefunnypages@mastodon.social

New Comic Strip Found: Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for Sun, 18 May 2025 https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2025/05/18

#comicstrip #doonesbury

**George** @gecole@universeodon.com · May 18

May 18

George @gecole@universeodon.com

Nailed it. #Doonesbury #BannedWords #equality #disparity #race #gender #dei #science #CleanEnergy #etc
https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2025/05/18

Read Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau on GoComics

www.gocomics.comDoonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 18, 2025 | GoComicsRead Doonesbury—a comic strip by creator Garry Trudeau—for today, May 18, 2025, and check out other great comics, too!

**Khurram Wadee** @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk · May 18

May 18

Khurram Wadee @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk

#Doonesbury by #GarryTrudeau on GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2025/05/18

A grey-haired Zonker is holding a copy of George Orwell's 1984 and says, "Hi, folks, remember reading about `newspeak' in high school? Well, newspeak, which banned certain words to limit thought, is no longer just fiction!" At the White House, someone (probably Trump) says, "I want only merit-based words! We love the merit-based!" Others reply "Yes, sir!" Zonker continues, "Hundreds of words are now being scrubbed from government sites. Words like `equality,' `disparity,' `political,' `status,' `women,' `race'...." Trump's Minions are busy chaotically deleting words like "trauma," "sex," "black," "pollution," "immigrant'" and "Gulf of Mexico". Zonker says, "So what can you do to save banned words? Just keep using them! In public! In conversations! In texts to friends!" Doonesbury characters are seen suing words like "clean energy," "evidence-based," "disability," "mental health". Zonker concludes, "Then commit them to memory -- before they're lost forever!" A young Zonker adds, "Hey, kids! For a complete list of MAGA's banned words, go to..." he shows QR code to a website.

#Humour #Cartoon

**Khurram Wadee** @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk · May 11

May 11

Khurram Wadee @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk

#Doonesbury by #GarryTrudeau on GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2025/05/11

Trump is playing golf again, and cheating as usual as he looks for a lost ball. He says to his aide, "So how's my plan to invade Canada coming?" His aide says, "Great, sir, we're modelling it after operation mincemeat." "What's that?" Trump asks. His aide tells him, "A classic WWII ruse. The Brits planted fake invasion plans on a uniformed corpse and tossed him in the ocean. The Nazis fished him out, fell for the phony plans and redeployed their forces." Trump is only half listening, "So we're going all corpse?" "Yes, sir. We''ll drop it in the Hudson Bay, with plans to attack Quebec. Actually, we'll invade through Vancouver." Trump is impressed, "Brilliant! On a level no one's..." he hesitates, "Wait. Where do we get a corpse?" His aide replies, "Already in the works, sir." Two secret service agents are looking at a tramp laid out on the ground, "Damn. Still breathing." The tramp's partner says, "Told you. What do you need him for?"

#Humour #Cartoon

**Khurram Wadee** @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk · Apr 27 *

Apr 27 *

Khurram Wadee @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk

#Doonesbury by #GarryTrudeau on GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2025/04/27

Zipper is looking at the night sky. Somebody behind him says, "Excuse me, Earthling -- which way to Roswell?" He looks round and sees two little green aliens, "Uh... Roswell?" he asks. One with a camera around its neck replies, "Yes. It's on our bucket list." Zipper addresses the audience, "Hey, foreign tourists! Ever wonder where aliens go when they're on vacation? Well check out this map!" A map shows hotspots of UFO sightings showing that most are in North America, particularly the US and also in Western Europe, particularly the British Isles. "Yes, visitors from outer space choose the English-speaking world -- especially the USA! It's their #1 destination by far! And now, with Covid restrictions lifted, anyone -- not just well-heeled aliens -- can visit America's lonely country roads! So come see the galaxy's best kept secret -- the USA. It's out of this world!"

#Humour #Cartoon

**Khurram Wadee** @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk · Apr 13

Apr 13

Khurram Wadee @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk

#Doonesbury by #GarryTrudeau on GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2025/04/13

B.D. and his friend are having some bear in a bar. They're watching the TV, which is saying, "The veterans who chose to continue to serve their country do not deserve this. Let's call it for what it is..." His friend asks, "Who's that?" B.D. says, "Senator Duckworth." The person on the TV continues, "It's a middle finger to our heroes and their lives of service." His friend asks, "What's she talking about?" B.D. says, "The firing of thousands of veterans. They make up a third of the federal workforce. But our service means nothing to Trump! He thinks we're all `suckers' and `losers'! Why the hell didn't I vote for Harris?" His friend is shocked, "Whoa. You've come a long way, man." B.D. continues, "I know and I hate that! I loved being a right-winger!" "You did?" "Hell yeah! The chicks! The trucks! The guns! Everything was better!"

#Humour #Cartoon

**The Funny Pages** @thefunnypages@mastodon.social · Apr 7

Apr 7

The Funny Pages @thefunnypages@mastodon.social

New Comic Strip Found: Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for Sun, 06 Apr 2025 https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2025/04/06

#comicstrip #doonesbury

**Khurram Wadee** @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk · Apr 6

Apr 6

Khurram Wadee @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk

#Doonesbury by #GarryTrudeau on GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2025/04/06

Trump signs an executive order banning trans people. It reads, "You can't have the trans. You just can't. I decree it. It's called a decree. Signed..." His aide comes up to him and says, "You wrote this one yourself, didn't you, sir?" Trump replies, "No one writes better EO's than me -- no one!" At home the Doonesbury family is watching TV. They hear the decree, "you can't have the trans! Nobody wants to see that!" A woamn says, "There he goes improving our lives again! Leo, you know how many trans athletes compete in our college sports?" Leo replies, "I d-dunno... hundreds?" "Less that 10! That' according to the head of the NCAA and they're almost as rare in high schools! But that hasn't stopped the MAGA cruelty! 26 states now have laws targeting these kids!" One of the kids says, "Momma, I got an idea.!" "What's that, Rosie?" "Let's invite them all to dinner." The woman replies, "Nice thought, kiddo." Leo says, "Great. W-who's cooking?" The other kid says, "Grubhub. Same as usual."

#Humour #Cartoon

**Khurram Wadee** @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk · Mar 30

Mar 30

Khurram Wadee @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk

#Doonesbury by #GarryTrudeau for March 30, 2025 - GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2025/03/30

Musk, in the form of an X wearing dark glasses tells Trump, "I need to get back to being evil." Trump, who's wearing a mini crown on his head, secured by string, says, "Relax. You just got here." Musk replies, "But I miss the screams of public servants!" Trump says, "Okay, okay. You go do Elon, Elon." The header reads, "Unbound, Musk..." He says, "I'll take it from here, big guy!" Trumps says, "Okay, but give me the credit!" The next header says, "... unleashes his mixions." Hordes of characters like minions from Despicable Me run into government departments with axes, chainsaws and explosives and generally cause havoc, binning documents, tearing up paperwork and so on. "Suddenly..." the Red Rascal appears and says, "You want bananas, you witless little freaks" The mixions are speechless for a moment, which is all the time the Red Rascal needs to run amok amongst them, slicing them into little pieces. Meanwhile, at the head of a government agency, a woman asks, "Right. And what do I tell corporate?" A man replies, "Just cut Trump a cheque. Problem solved!"

#Humour #Cartoon

**Khurram Wadee** @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk · Mar 29

Mar 29

Khurram Wadee @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk

#Doonesbury by #GarryTrudeau for March 28, 2025 - GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2025/03/28

The White House pre-positioning its rhetoric: "Sir, we've effectively been at war for a year and a half... But you've never used the word `sacrifice,' it might be time to practise saying it -- just in case." "Uh... okay. S... S... Sa... Sac... Sac..." "You can do it, sir!" "Tax cuts for the rich!" "Ooh, close!"

#Humour #Cartoon

**Khurram Wadee** @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk · Mar 27

Mar 27

Khurram Wadee @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk

#Doonesbury by #GarryTrudeau for March 27, 2025 - GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2025/03/27

The caption reads, "Pre-positioning on the Hill..." A voice is heard in Washington DC saying, "I voted to give the president authority to go to war... But I deplore a rush to use that authority! Although if it is used, I'll support our war effort... Unless it goes bad. It's a matter of principle."

#Humour #Cartoon

**Laffy** @GottaLaff@mstdn.social · Mar 16

Mar 16

Laffy @GottaLaff@mstdn.social

#Doonesbury #comics

You're welcome:

https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2025/03/16

GoComics · Mar 16Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 16, 2025 | GoComics.com

**Khurram Wadee** @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk · Mar 16

Mar 16

Khurram Wadee @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk

#Doonesbury by #GarryTrudeau for March 16, 2025 - GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2025/03/16

Mark is hosting his radio show. A colleagues calls to him, "Yo, Mark! Al Gore for you!" He takes the call and says, "Al! What's up?" Al Gore says, "We have to talk." Mark goes on air and says, "So, Al, wasn't government reform once your jam?" "It was, Mark. Reinvention was job one for me as veep. In seven years, we shrunk the federal workforce by 426,000, consolidated 800 agencies and eliminated 640,000 pages of rules." Mark is surprised, "Wait... What? Why didn't I know that?" Al Gore continues, "Because you didn't notice at the time. And you didn't notice because the process was carefully planned and responsibly executed, It never disrupted essential public services. Compare that to now." In the final panel, Musk, depicted as an X with sunglasses is telling his minions (of the type from Despicable Me) "Banana!" and his minions are going berserk with axes and torches, etc.

#Humour #Cartoon

**The Funny Pages** @thefunnypages@mastodon.social · Mar 13

Mar 13

The Funny Pages @thefunnypages@mastodon.social

New Comic Strip Found: Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for Thu, 13 Mar 2025 https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2025/03/13

#comicstrip #doonesbury

**The Funny Pages** @thefunnypages@mastodon.social · Mar 12

Mar 12

The Funny Pages @thefunnypages@mastodon.social

New Comic Strip Found: Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for Wed, 12 Mar 2025 https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2025/03/12

#comicstrip #doonesbury

**The Funny Pages** @thefunnypages@mastodon.social · Mar 11

Mar 11

The Funny Pages @thefunnypages@mastodon.social

New Comic Strip Found: Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for Tue, 11 Mar 2025 https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2025/03/11

#comicstrip #doonesbury

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