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ikeacurtains<p>Remind me again which timeline we are in? <a href="https://mstdn.ca/tags/NotTheOnion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NotTheOnion</span></a></p>
Richard Wonka<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://universeodon.com/@georgetakei" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>georgetakei</span></a></span> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/nottheonion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nottheonion</span></a> ?!?</p>
Flipboard<p>Sad times for Fyre Festival 2 ticketholders (any fediverse folk admitting to having splashed out?) as its founder Billy McFarland has announced the cancelation of the event. But some lucky person will get to buy the brand, which is now for sale. When our <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://flipboard.social/@CultureDesk" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>CultureDesk</span></a></span> posted about this, they (and commenters) pooh-poohed the idea of anyone wanting to invest in Fyre Festival. But we have an idea: How about <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>theonion.com</span></a></span> purchases the name, makes merch, and donates the money to good causes. We’d certainly pay for a “I went to the Fyre Festival 2, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt” tee.</p><p><a href="https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/fyre-festival-2-cancelled-postponement-billy-mcfarland-b2738450.html" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">independent.co.uk/arts-enterta</span><span class="invisible">inment/music/news/fyre-festival-2-cancelled-postponement-billy-mcfarland-b2738450.html</span></a></p><p><a href="https://flipboard.social/tags/FyreFestival" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FyreFestival</span></a> <a href="https://flipboard.social/tags/BillyMcFarland" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BillyMcFarland</span></a> <a href="https://flipboard.social/tags/NotTheOnion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NotTheOnion</span></a> <a href="https://flipboard.social/tags/Music" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Music</span></a> <a href="https://flipboard.social/tags/Entertainment" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Entertainment</span></a> <a href="https://flipboard.social/tags/Festivals" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Festivals</span></a> <a href="https://flipboard.social/tags/Newstodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Newstodon</span></a> <a href="https://flipboard.social/tags/NewstodonFriday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NewstodonFriday</span></a> <a href="https://flipboard.social/tags/FollowFriday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FollowFriday</span></a></p>
RandAlThor<p><strong>WSJ Drops Shock Exposé on Elon Musk’s Alleged Attempts to Impregnate X Influencers — ‘To Reach Legion Level Before the Next Apocalypse’</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemmy.ca/post/42399163" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemmy.ca/post/42399163</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
Yogthos<p>Trump signs order to 'make America's showers great again'.</p><p><a href="https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cm2eeggyppzo" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">bbc.com/news/articles/cm2eeggy</span><span class="invisible">ppzo</span></a></p><p><a href="https://social.marxist.network/tags/notTheOnion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>notTheOnion</span></a></p>
Frankie ✅<p>Kanye West Says Wife Bianca Censori Left Him After Trying to Get Him Committed</p><p>"My baby she ran away/ But first, she tried to get me committed" </p><p><a href="https://consequence.net/2025/04/kanye-west-new-song-bianca-censori-split/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">consequence.net/2025/04/kanye-</span><span class="invisible">west-new-song-bianca-censori-split/</span></a> </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/news" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>news</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/music" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>music</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/wtf" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>wtf</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/kanyewest" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>kanyewest</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/kanye" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>kanye</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/nottheonion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nottheonion</span></a></p>
Jeff<p><span class="h-card"><a href="https://beige.party/@Lana" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>Lana</span></a></span> <a href="https://bitbang.social/tags/notTheOnion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>notTheOnion</span></a> Sigh. Where's the :party-try-not-to-cry: emoji when I need it...</p>
DP0<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://universeodon.com/@georgetakei" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>georgetakei</span></a></span> This is so hilarious and so pointedly formulated. 🤣🤣🤣</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/nottheonion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nottheonion</span></a> but they should definitely steal it!</p>
Bernd Paysan R.I.P Natenom 🕯️<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@chrisstoecker" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>chrisstoecker</span></a></span> Ich bin über die 2011 gestolpert, als ich auf Google+ anfing, und sortierte sie erst in den Kreis „komische Seiten“ ein, also zusammen mit The Onion, Tagespresse, Postillon und so, weil die absurdes Zeugs berichtet haben. Ich habe dann aber schnell gemerkt, dass das gar keine Satire war, sondern US-Realität.</p><p>Das gilt natürlich auch für diesen Fall hier, der fällt auch unter <a href="https://mastodon.net2o.de/tags/nottheonion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nottheonion</span></a>. Absurd, aber real.</p>
Edward Hasbrouck<p><a href="https://urbanists.social/tags/NotTheOnion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NotTheOnion</span></a> is doing well this week:</p><p><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/mar/25/la-shanghai-united-airlines-pilot-passport" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">theguardian.com/us-news/2025/m</span><span class="invisible">ar/25/la-shanghai-united-airlines-pilot-passport</span></a></p>
Leto Fregar<p><a href="https://www.tagesspiegel.de/internationales/in-israel-fallt-die-brandmauer-europas-rechtsextreme-sind-die-neuen-verbundeten-13389169.html" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">tagesspiegel.de/internationale</span><span class="invisible">s/in-israel-fallt-die-brandmauer-europas-rechtsextreme-sind-die-neuen-verbundeten-13389169.html</span></a><br><a href="https://wehavecookies.social/tags/nottheonion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nottheonion</span></a> <a href="https://wehavecookies.social/tags/nichtderpostillon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nichtderpostillon</span></a> <br>"Israels Regierung intensiviert die Beziehungen zu europäischen Rechtsextremen. Mit ihnen will sie jetzt eine Antisemitismus-Konferenz veranstalten."</p><p>Ich zitiere Fefe: "wir sind in einen Realitätszweig abgebogen, der nicht für den Produktivbetrieb gedacht war..."</p>
tomwsmf<p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/nottheonion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nottheonion</span></a> <br>"The White House stated it will "absolutely not" return the Statue of Liberty to France, according to Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt.<br>French politician Raphael Glucksmann expressed disappointment in the U.S., stating it "no longer represents the values of freedom" and demanded the statue's return."</p><p><a href="https://ground.news/article/white-house-says-it-will-not-return-the-statue-of-liberty-to-france" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">ground.news/article/white-hous</span><span class="invisible">e-says-it-will-not-return-the-statue-of-liberty-to-france</span></a></p>
Hippy Steve<p>LOL. <a href="https://m.ai6yr.org/tags/NotTheOnion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NotTheOnion</span></a></p><p>Gov. Greg Abbott backs bill banning 'non-human' behavior in schools <a href="https://www.kut.org/politics/2025-03-14/furries-texas-school-choice-vouchers" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">kut.org/politics/2025-03-14/fu</span><span class="invisible">rries-texas-school-choice-vouchers</span></a></p><p>The Forbidden Unlawful Representation of Roleplaying in Education, or F.U.R.R.I.E.S. Act, would codify rules against students barking, hissing, licking or meowing in schools. The “non-human behavior” cited in the bill would also ban students from wearing tails, leashes or fur, unless it’s Halloween or another approved holiday where costumes are expected.</p>
smeg<p>Tesla Autopilot drives into Wile E Coyote fake road wall in camera vs lidar test</p><p><a href="https://blog.lidarnews.com/tesla-autopilot-vs-lidar-vehicle/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">blog.lidarnews.com/tesla-autop</span><span class="invisible">ilot-vs-lidar-vehicle/</span></a><br><a href="https://assortedflotsam.com/tags/tesla" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>tesla</span></a> <a href="https://assortedflotsam.com/tags/autopilot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>autopilot</span></a> <a href="https://assortedflotsam.com/tags/selfdrivingcar" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>selfdrivingcar</span></a> <a href="https://assortedflotsam.com/tags/selfdrivingcars" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>selfdrivingcars</span></a> <a href="https://assortedflotsam.com/tags/supercruise" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>supercruise</span></a> <a href="https://assortedflotsam.com/tags/selfdrivinghell" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>selfdrivinghell</span></a> <a href="https://assortedflotsam.com/tags/selfdriving" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>selfdriving</span></a> <a href="https://assortedflotsam.com/tags/lidar" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>lidar</span></a> <a href="https://assortedflotsam.com/tags/NotTheBee" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NotTheBee</span></a> <a href="https://assortedflotsam.com/tags/NotTheOnion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NotTheOnion</span></a></p>
Edward Hasbrouck<p><a href="https://urbanists.social/tags/TeslaTakedown" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TeslaTakedown</span></a> @teslatakedown <a href="https://urbanists.social/tags/nottheonion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nottheonion</span></a></p>
Edward Hasbrouck<p><a href="https://urbanists.social/tags/TeslaTakedown" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TeslaTakedown</span></a> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://a.gup.pe/u/teslatakedown" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>teslatakedown</span></a></span> <a href="https://urbanists.social/tags/nottheonion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nottheonion</span></a></p><p>Is this the worst car ad ever? </p><p><a href="https://www.instagram.com/p/DHMbA0MSj1H/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="">instagram.com/p/DHMbA0MSj1H/</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p><p><a href="https://www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/kim-kardashian-misreads-room-poses-with-tesla-robot-in-new-shoot/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">thedailybeast.com/obsessed/kim</span><span class="invisible">-kardashian-misreads-room-poses-with-tesla-robot-in-new-shoot/</span></a></p>
Jack of all trades<p>He should team up with Michael Mann</p><p><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2025/mar/14/mike-cannon-brookes-f1-williams-sponsorship-atlassian-private-jet" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">theguardian.com/australia-news</span><span class="invisible">/2025/mar/14/mike-cannon-brookes-f1-williams-sponsorship-atlassian-private-jet</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/NotTheOnion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NotTheOnion</span></a></p>
bttk<p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/NotTheOnion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NotTheOnion</span></a></p>
smeg<p>Your tax dollars at work, fueling open corruption </p><p>US President does infomercial at White House for company owned by his biggest political donor<br><a href="https://electrek.co/2025/03/11/us-president-does-infomercial-at-white-house-for-company-owned-by-his-biggest-political-donor/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">electrek.co/2025/03/11/us-pres</span><span class="invisible">ident-does-infomercial-at-white-house-for-company-owned-by-his-biggest-political-donor/</span></a></p><p><a href="https://assortedflotsam.com/tags/trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>trump</span></a> <a href="https://assortedflotsam.com/tags/tesla" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>tesla</span></a> <a href="https://assortedflotsam.com/tags/whitehouse" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>whitehouse</span></a> <a href="https://assortedflotsam.com/tags/corruption" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>corruption</span></a> <a href="https://assortedflotsam.com/tags/PoliticalDonations" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>PoliticalDonations</span></a> <a href="https://assortedflotsam.com/tags/donors" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>donors</span></a> <a href="https://assortedflotsam.com/tags/musk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>musk</span></a> <a href="https://assortedflotsam.com/tags/infomercial" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>infomercial</span></a> <a href="https://assortedflotsam.com/tags/nottheonion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nottheonion</span></a> <a href="https://assortedflotsam.com/tags/electricvehicle" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>electricvehicle</span></a></p>
DP0<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://infosec.exchange/@hacks4pancakes" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>hacks4pancakes</span></a></span> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/nottheonion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nottheonion</span></a></p>