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R.L. Dane :Debian: :OpenBSD: 🍵 :MiraLovesYou:<p>New <a href="https://polymaths.social/tags/blog" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>blog</span></a> post: Gathering Hashtags from the Fediverse</p><p><a href="https://rldane.space/gathering-hashtags-from-the-fediverse.html" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://rldane.space/gathering-hashtags-from-the-fediverse.html</a></p><p>282 words (2233 counting the hashtags, but that's just silly)</p><p>cc: my wonderful <a href="https://polymaths.social/tags/chorus" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>chorus</span></a>: <span class="h-card"><a href="https://polymaths.social/@joel" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>joel</span></a></span> <span class="h-card"><a href="https://polymaths.social/@dm" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>dm</span></a></span> <span class="h-card"><a href="https://polymaths.social/@sotolf" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>sotolf</span></a></span> <span class="h-card"><a href="https://polymaths.social/@thedoctor" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>thedoctor</span></a></span> <span class="h-card"><a href="https://merveilles.town/@pixx" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>pixx</span></a></span> <span class="h-card"><a href="https://behold.mylegendary.quest/users/twizzay" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>twizzay</span></a></span> <span class="h-card"><a href="https://polymaths.social/@orbitalmartian" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>orbitalmartian</span></a></span> <span class="h-card"><a href="https://fosstodon.org/@adamsdesk" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>adamsdesk</span></a></span> <span class="h-card"><a href="https://polymaths.social/@krafter" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>krafter</span></a></span> <span class="h-card"><a href="https://polymaths.social/@roguefoam" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>roguefoam</span></a></span> <span class="h-card"><a href="https://polymaths.social/@clayton" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>clayton</span></a></span> <span class="h-card"><a href="https://fosstodon.org/@giantspacesquid" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>giantspacesquid</span></a></span></p><p>(I will happily add/remove you from the chorus upon request! :)</p><p><a href="https://polymaths.social/tags/100daystooffload" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>100DaysToOffload</span></a> #27</p><p><a href="https://polymaths.social/tags/rldanewriting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>rlDaneWriting</span></a> <a href="https://polymaths.social/tags/hashtags" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>hashtags</span></a> <a href="https://polymaths.social/tags/bash" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>bash</span></a> <a href="https://polymaths.social/tags/oneliner" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>OneLiner</span></a> <a href="https://polymaths.social/tags/oneliners" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>OneLiners</span></a> <a href="https://polymaths.social/tags/shellscripting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ShellScripting</span></a> <a href="https://polymaths.social/tags/fediverse" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Fediverse</span></a> <a href="https://polymaths.social/tags/api" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>API</span></a></p>
Andy<p><a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/comedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>comedy</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/oneliners" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>oneliners</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/briankiley" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>briankiley</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/standup" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>standup</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/entertainment" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>entertainment</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/brilliant" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>brilliant</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/usa" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>usa</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>humour</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>jokes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/clever" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>clever</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/witty" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>witty</span></a><br>Very funny, and the best flow of one liners since Steven Wright!<br>Brace yourself…<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&amp;v=aEACJV9n3QI&amp;embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fyoutube.com%2F&amp;embeds_referring_origin=https%3A%2F%2Fyoutube.com&amp;source_ve_path=NzY3NTg" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">youtube.com/watch?time_continu</span><span class="invisible">e=2&amp;v=aEACJV9n3QI&amp;embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fyoutube.com%2F&amp;embeds_referring_origin=https%3A%2F%2Fyoutube.com&amp;source_ve_path=NzY3NTg</span></a></p>
Pete<p>When a zombie with biometric house-locks is expecting visitors, it leaves a finger under the doormat.</p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/OneLiner" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>OneLiner</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/OneLiners" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>OneLiners</span></a><br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/Jokestodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Jokestodon</span></a> <br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/Joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Joke</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Jokes</span></a></p>
Ecomate<p>Dogs can't see your bones. But CAT scan.</p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/oneliners" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>oneliners</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/dadjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>dadjokes</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/xray" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>xray</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/cat" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>cat</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/dog" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>dog</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/aiart" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>aiart</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/digitalart" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>digitalart</span></a></p>
RolfBlyTS<p>Reading temperature from a particulate matter sensor on my home network; it's a value in a dict in a list l ("el") that I read from a json file. </p><p>`temp = float([i for i in l if i['value_type'] == 'temperature'][0]['value'])`</p><p>It works fine. I like it. </p><p>Is it code golfing, and therefor to be frowned upon? </p><p><a href="https://fosstodon.org/tags/Python" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Python</span></a> <a href="https://fosstodon.org/tags/codegolfing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>codegolfing</span></a> <a href="https://fosstodon.org/tags/oneliners" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>oneliners</span></a></p>
Chris Danis<p>Hello! I'm Chris, a Site Reliability Engineer (<a href="https://wikimedia.social/tags/SRE" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SRE</span></a> <a href="https://wikimedia.social/tags/devops" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>devops</span></a>) working at <span class="h-card"><a href="https://wikimedia.social/@wikimediafoundation" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>wikimediafoundation</span></a></span>, the non-profit that administers <a href="https://wikimedia.social/tags/Wikipedia" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Wikipedia</span></a> and other projects. My posts here will focus on improving <a href="https://wikimedia.social/tags/latency" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>latency</span></a> and <a href="https://wikimedia.social/tags/reliability" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>reliability</span></a>, user-centric <a href="https://wikimedia.social/tags/observability" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>observability</span></a>, working with <a href="https://wikimedia.social/tags/kubernetes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>kubernetes</span></a> and <a href="https://wikimedia.social/tags/Python" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Python</span></a>, sometimes <a href="https://wikimedia.social/tags/PHP" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>PHP</span></a> or <a href="https://wikimedia.social/tags/Puppet" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Puppet</span></a>. I love silly <a href="https://wikimedia.social/tags/shell" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>shell</span></a> <a href="https://wikimedia.social/tags/oneliners" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>oneliners</span></a> and tinkering with systems. For fun I dabble in photography and gaming.</p><p><a href="https://wikimedia.social/tags/introductions" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>introductions</span></a> <a href="https://wikimedia.social/tags/introduction" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>introduction</span></a></p>
Paul J Bennett Author<p>I’m counting on you liking this <a href="https://mastodonbooks.net/tags/booktok" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>booktok</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonbooks.net/tags/pun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>pun</span></a>😁😁😁 <a href="https://mastodonbooks.net/tags/mathjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>mathjokes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonbooks.net/tags/baddadjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>baddadjokes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonbooks.net/tags/cleanjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>cleanjokes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonbooks.net/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>jokes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonbooks.net/tags/oneliners" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>oneliners</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonbooks.net/tags/punnyguy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>punnyguy</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonbooks.net/tags/dadjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>dadjokes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonbooks.net/tags/punny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>punny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonbooks.net/tags/puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>puns</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonbooks.net/tags/dadhumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>dadhumor</span></a>&nbsp;<a href="https://mastodonbooks.net/tags/writingcommunity" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>writingcommunity</span></a>&nbsp;<a href="https://mastodonbooks.net/tags/writerslife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>writerslife</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonbooks.net/tags/epicfantasy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>epicfantasy</span></a>&nbsp;<a href="https://mastodonbooks.net/tags/fantasybooks" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>fantasybooks</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonbooks.net/tags/heirtothecrown" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>heirtothecrown</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonbooks.net/tags/bookstagram" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>bookstagram</span></a></p>
Christina ✅ 🇨🇦 (alt account)<p>more <a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/oneliners" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>oneliners</span></a> than a Celebrity Roast for <a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/Linux" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Linux</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/shell" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>shell</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/commands" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>commands</span></a> <br><a href="https://linuxcommandlibrary.com/basic/oneliners.html" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">linuxcommandlibrary.com/basic/</span><span class="invisible">oneliners.html</span></a></p>
Musafir<p>"एक अनजान सी गली में अपना नाम सुन के रुक गया...."</p><p>~ मुसाफ़िर</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/oneliners" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>oneliners</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/poetry" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>poetry</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/thoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>thoughts</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/life" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>life</span></a></p>