BBC Manchester reporting on the M60, 8 vehicle RTC yesterday:
"One lorry had driven through the central reservation and hit several lamp posts while another had shed its load of beer barrels. It said that as well as damage to the central reservation and the beer, there were also several ruptured fuel tanks from the collision" Northern reporting priorities!
"Bye eck that motorway smells nice tonight love" #boddingtons
NB no serious injuries to people amazingly, only the beer

Anyone else see a surprised face in this can of Boddingtons?