Neck vs. No neck
Which is your favorite?
Happy Dootsday!
Neck vs. No neck
Which is your favorite?
Happy Dootsday!
Mayor Doots, circa 2025.
Just gonna put “Social Media Manager for a local politician” in my bio from now on.
HappyDootsday!
This is how Doots likes to sit in my lap sometimes.
Happy Dootsday!
Mayor Doots is a bit concerned that this portrait makes it look as though he has no neck.
What are we doing today, Doots?
“The same thing we do every day:
Fight fascism.”
Recharge your system with a dose of Vitamin Doots.
Happy Dootsday!
Doots loves you but he thinks your hair is funny-looking.
Happy Dootsday!
Mayor Doots would do a better job of running the country. Seriously.
Doots just went to nudge my nose with his nose, and wound up putting his whole nose up one of my nostrils.
In the midst of winter, find within yourself an invincible summer. (Paraphrased from Albert Camus).
Happy Dootsday!
Watchu gonna do with all that Doots
All that Doots inside your toots?
I’m gonna make you hit Retoots
Make you retoot all my Doots
My Doots, my Doots
My lovely kitty toots
My Doots my Doots
With stripey little foots
May the spirit of the season illuminate your soul.
Happy Dootsmas Eve!