I bet it was never real; it was just bullshit #vaporware that made buyers feel better (and loan Tesla $2000 at zero interest).
#wankpanzer #incelCamino #cybertruck #tesla
https://electrek.co/2025/05/07/tesla-never-make-cybertruck-range-extender-achieve-promised-range/
(No further comment from me needed.)
Useless Facts, Badly Drawn #425: Mudita.
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#mudita #buddhism #sanskrit #schadenfreude #words #happiness #happy #funfacts #didyouknow #incelcamino #cyberturd #joy #webcomic #comics #uselessfacts #uselessfactsbadlydrawn
It sounds like satire, but it IS not. But, if you have money to burn and are a loner, an #IncelCamino may be for you.
> Tesla Shows Off Cheaper and Slower Cybertruck That's an Even Worse Deal https://futurism.com/the-byte/tesla-cheaper-slower-cybertruck-worse-deal
I guess when a non-engineer drug addict with delusions of competence has enough money to build a car based on an Apple IIe game he played in the '80's, that's still no guarantee of success.
@LevelUp I need this, cuz I live in friggin' #incelcamino Central down here. 
I particularly enjoy the "Fed employee enjoying his buyout" tag in there. 
A fucking moron I know suggested, strongly, and with fervent belief, that the US military ought to buy Swastitrucks as rides for specops, because, and I quote non-verb, but verbiage not very far off, the angles on the car make it stealthy and not detectable by radar.
He was serious, really.
Don't forget, Elmo is the guy stupid enough to think standard cheap "stainless steel" doesn't rust, at all, and so opted not to clearcoat the body panels on the CyberTruck.
So if you leave it out in the rain, or even just high humidity, it starts turning rust-orange 
"The truck you buy when the biggest F150 with 26 inch aftermarket wheels, a ten-inch lift kit, and an enormous set of illuminated truck nuts just won't do".
Tesla Cybertruck Deliveries Paused Because Losing Sharp Metal Body Panels On The Road Is Bad Or Something.
Large boomerang-shaped pieces of stainless steel flying off Teslas at highway speeds means delivery of incel caminos in US postponed.
PS: The Tesla Cybertruck sucks.
Read More: https://www.jalopnik.com/1811333/tesla-cybertruck-deliveries-paused-reason/
#Tesla #Cybertruck #Swasticar #IncelCamino #TuckersBalls
Testimony Reveals Doors Would Not Open on Cybertruck That Caught Fire in Piedmont, Killing Three
#Tesla #Cybertruck sank when launching a jetski after #Musk said you could use the truck as a boat
But he still knew what Lone Skum was when he bought it. He even whinges like him. #Tesla #Cyberstuck #Incelcamino
@benbrown @jwz Fun fact: from what I understand, popping the fuel door with something like an f0 temporarily disables the cameras on some Muskovite vehicles but would probably work on all #swasticars, including the #incelcamino.
In any case, this is just another good reason to keep masking up and staying safe. Malicious compliance and all that, you see. 
Facebook Cybertruck Owners Group Copes With Relentless Mockery
https://www.404media.co/email/5fe4b793-d6df-4a2d-a524-4cee94ff7d74/?ref=daily-stories-newsletter
> Yes, it turns out you can make a Tesla Cybertruck even uglier https://arstechnica.com/cars/2025/02/yes-it-turns-out-you-can-make-a-tesla-cybertruck-even-uglier/
Holy shit, you really can make the #IncelCamino worse.
Random #Tesla observation about Musk's "#CyberTruck" a.k.a. the Incel Camino.
I was shocked he didn't call it the "Model XY".
