Caption contest! What’s going through this Australian coot’s mind at this particular moment?
@enzo That Bird over there is the Cootist!
"For jousting sticks? Tell him he's dreamin!"
@enzo THERE'S SOMETHING SWIMMING AROUND MY FEEEET!
@enzo What the hell touched my foot!?!
@enzo "Blaaargh! Gross! That tasted funny!"